Rebecca Webster Groves Whore ❤️❤️

About Houston

Funny thing—her fave scam’s car wrecks. Rear-ends some poor sap, cries “neck pain,” cashes out. Exaggeratin’? Me? Nah, she’s the drama queen! Once claimed a deer hit HER—swear to God, funniest shit I read all week. Deer’s like, “Nah, fam, I’m out!”

References

Webster Groves High School Alumni. Awesome guesses! This is the class of posing for their senior group picture outside of Roberts Gym. #.

Street names? Sure thing! There's Maple Ave, where all the awesome local cafes line up – my pals often meet up there for a latte and a donut (like my fav movie “Ten” says, "Life flows like water, unpredictable, aha!") and then there's 5th Street, super quirky, with art and funky little stores. D’oh!, sometimes my mind drifts off – I mean, you think the same, right?

“It’s Like A Shiny New Toy”