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Met her, and whoa – surprise! She’s quirky, kinda like Amélie, y’know? “Life’s funny little riddles…” – she said somethin’ close to that, swear! Had this twinkle, not just a job to her. Made me happy, weirdly. Thought, “Shit, am I catchin’ feels?” Laughed my ass off at myself – me, the nerd with a calculator, fallin’ for a hooker? Hilarious! But nah, kept it chill. Paid up, had fun – she was pro, no drama. Even told me this wild story – some client paid her in rare coins once. Coins! I’d kill to balance THAT book.

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Catch ya later, and remember: “I’m not a stop, I’m a moment!” Peace out!

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