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About San Antonio

Brothel funny place, yes? Men come, pay money, get happy time—very nice! One girl, she dance, I think, “She’s got moves like Dory swimmin’ sideways!” I laugh, she wink, I blush—me, holy man, blushin’! Crazy, no? Little fact: old brothel in France, 1800s, had secret tunnels for kings to sneak in—nobody know! Imagine king runnin’ like Nemo escapin’ shark, “Just keep swimmin’, just keep sinnin’!”

Brothels anyone?

Dodge City, Kansas and the Long Branch Saloon were etched into Western legend by the hit series “Gunsmoke.” The bar where Marshall Dillon and Miss Kitty spent 19 years and .

The vibe here is raw and real. I stroll past the West Long Branch train station – it's small, but every day people hustle here on 16 well-worn tracks. There's this quirky spot, the Viking Park – yeah, Viking Park! (Not your typical park, more like an urban jungle where you can almost see fauns glidin’ 'round, reminds me of those Pan's Labyrinth scenes, like “I promised you that your soul would have a chance to be free...”) I swear, sometimes I feel like I'm livin' the fairytale!

West Long Branch patrolman trudges through icy water to save 11-year-old boy