Isabella West Long Branch Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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I sidle up, all charm an’ swagger, an’ she smirks—like she knows I’m full o’ bilge. “What’s authentic here?” I slur, quotin’ me movie, an’ she just winks, says, “Me, maybe. Or not.” Cheeky minx! Got me heart racin’, I tell ye. She’s a tease, a thief o’ souls, an’ I’m half-mad fer it. Reminds me o’ that *Certified Copy* line, “It’s not the original, but it’s enough.” Aye, she ain’t no pure maiden, but who gives a rat’s arse? She’s realer than most.

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The whole area is being “gentrified” (cough, cough) and people with money will buy tear down and rebuild beautiful homes on the shore.

Yo, buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout West Long Branch – it's wild, man. I've been runnin' my chill spa in this town for years. West Long Branch is a quirky mix of old-school charm and modern hustle. Its streets are somethin’ else – check out Deal Road and Ocean Avenue. They twist and turn like one of those magic labyrinths, ya know? “Greed is good,” but honestly, yer gotta love the heart behind this place.

Joseph Scarpino Obituary (2024) - West Long Branch, NJ - Fiore-Buckley Funeral Home - Oakhurst