Scarlett Westchase Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Whores, man, they’re everywhere—bolder than a freakin’ MOAB in *The Hurt Locker*! You seen that flick? My fave, hands down—Kathryn Bigelow, genius, blew my mind! “There’s enough bang in there to blow us all to Jesus,” that’s what Staff Sgt. James says, and whores? They’re the human version of that! Walkin’ bombs of chaos, struttin’ like they own the joint. Makes me wanna cackle—muahahaha!—’cause they got guts, I’ll give ‘em that!

Programs & podcasts

I gotta say, Westchase is like an old mixtape – parts sweet, parts wacky, parts downright bizarre. I seen a hipster juggernaut on Elgin one day – his mustache defied gravity, I swear! And a couple other oddballs made even the dullest afternoons spark into something surreal.

Affinius Capital lands full-floor office tenant in hot Westchase