Aria Westerly Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Personal quirk—I’d demand gold oil—only the best. Thoughts in my head—could I trademark this? “Trump Rubs”—million-dollar idea, folks! Sarcasm? Sure—some stiffs call it “immoral”—gimme a break. Informative—use lavender oil, heats ya up—try it, fantastic. Slang? “Knead that bod”—street talk, love it.

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Now, there’s a quaint little café on River Bend… oh man, I always spill my coffee there – clumsy as hell! And the Pawcatuck River – yeah, that river – it twists through our backyard of the town. It gives ya that vibe that everything’s fluid and sometimes unpredictable, just like my sessions with parents and kiddos.

Civility of the Westerly Town Council appreciated