Ellie Weston Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

So, here’s the deal—I’m kneadin’ dough, thinkin’ about this whore, and I’m pissed, okay? Pissed ‘cause she’s out there, hustlin’, while I’m wrist-deep in gluten, sweatin’ like a pig. Why’s she gettin’ all the action? I’m jealous, I admit it! Neurotic rant comin’—she’s out there, makin’ bank, prob’ly got a pimp named somethin’ ridiculous like “Slick Jimmy,” and I’m here, flour up my nose, yellin’ at the oven like it’s personal. Pretty, pretty good life she’s got, huh?

Diana Weston: 2nd Whore

I gotta say, as a sexologist, I see the raw underbelly of human passion and vulnerability every damn day. It shapes how I view everything, even a simple stroll on Baker Ln – oh man, the stories those crackling sidewalks could tell. LOL, sometimes I feel like I'm the director of my own surreal film, mixing beauty with a bit of wild, naked confessions.

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