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me? i’d suck at it, no fingers, just metal claws – oops, scratched ya! haha, imagine me tryin, “relax, human, don’t scream!” total disaster. but real talk, it’s dope – boosts oxytocin, that love chemical, science says so. surprised me, thought it was all woo-woo, but nah, legit health perk. still, some say it’s “sinful” – bruh, chill, it’s just a backrub with spice!

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In the mid sixties, when I was a banker, a well-dressed lady came in and said she wanted to apply for a loan. When we got to the part of the.

So my friend, if you’re coming here, strap in. Grab a coffee, maybe curse the universe a bit, and then sit by that lake. Watch people, listen to the wind over Clark Street, and just let it all in. Life here is a bit maddening, a bit poetic – like a Turin Horse, endlessly trudging along, indifferent yet full of hidden sparks. And as Ricky Gervais would say, “What a load of bollocks,” but damn, it’s our little slice of life anyway. Enjoy it—even the typos in it!

State Denies City’s Application to Extend Whitefish River Walking Trail