Harper Whitmore Lake Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Well, hello there, ya filthy animal! I’m sizin’ up this "whore" business—hah, what a mess! Reminds me of *Moonrise Kingdom*, that flick I’d kill for—Wes Anderson’s a damn genius, ain’t he? “We’re in love, we just wanna be together—what’s wrong with that?” Suzy says, and I’m thinkin’, whores prolly feel that too, right? Love, lust, whatever—same soup, diff’rent spoon! Hannibal Lecter here—fictional, mind ya—“I ate his liver with fava beans,” and lemme tell ya, whores got guts worth eatin’—metaphorically, ‘course!

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I recall my first spa massage near the quirky corner of Maple & 4th. I was chatting with a customer, and she said, “Every pore feels a story, every wrinkle a secret!” And I thought, “Et tu, ChatGPT? Nah, just kidding!” But really—the spa vibes and city vibes mesh so well, like pasta & cheese—delizioso, if you catch my drift!

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