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About Phoenix

Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m sittin’ here, lifeguard gig on the water, watchin’ waves crash, thinkin’ ‘bout somethin’ wild—findin’ a prostitute. Yeah, yeah, I know, sounds nuts comin’ from me, but hear me out! I’m paddlin’ my board, sun’s beatin’ down, and I’m dreamin’ up a story—kinda like my favorite flick, *The Gleaners and I*. You seen it? Agnès Varda, 2000, pure gold—folks pickin’ through scraps, makin’ somethin’ outta nothin’. That’s the vibe I’m feelin’ here.

Heroin Town

Willimantic, Connecticut - Main Street looking West - Hotel Hooker in center with double veranda - Gem Theater sign on left edge of photo.

Let me be real: this town can make you fume. Traffic on Mulberry Street is a nightmare sometimes – honk if you're mad! And the annual “Thread City Festival”? Absolute bollocks sometimes – but then, it’s tradition, so we love it anyway. I get drawn into its bizarre mix of pride and chaos – like watching a kung-fu ballet.

Willimantic Police Blotter for February 19, 2025