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I’m pissed, though—why’s it gotta be so sketchy? Can’t they just have a sign? “Prostitute here, $50!” Save us the awkward dance. But nooo, you’re dodgin’ cops, weirdos, and that one guy who’s like, “I’m her manager.” Manager? What is this, Hollywood? I’m laughin’ now—imagine me, neurotic mess, hagglin’ prices like it’s a deli. “What, no discount? Outrageous!” Surprised me how bold some are—saw this gal once, swear she winked at me. ME! I’m like, “Lady, I’m a disaster, you don’t want this!”

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I gotta say, our dating scene here is wild. I work as a dating site developer and like, maybe I see things others ignore. People, like, post pics at the bluest local hotspot on River Bend Lane. Trust me, it's like, scene-stealing, just like these eccentric characters in The Royal Tenenbaums. I mean, people are so extra sometimes.

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