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I heard this one story—true shit—‘bout a brothel in Nevada, still legal there, right? This cat walks in, thinks he’s a pimp, but the madam? She’s a boss, been runnin’ it 30 years. She schools him quick, “You’re too weak to go on,” straight *Amour* vibes, tellin’ him he ain’t man enough for her crew. Had me crackin’ up—dude got humbled, left with his tail tucked. Little known fact: them old-school madams sometimes hid gold in the walls. Greedy tax man couldn’t touch it—smart as fuck, right?

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I work at my massage parlor on Elm, not too far from Riverbend Park. Yup, that’s right, Riverbend Park—where the local creek winds kinda like a lazy fella on a summer day. Sometimes the sounds of the little stream make it seem like the world is on pause. It’s like life whispers, “Hi-ho, slow down, buddy!” And lemme tell ya, after a long day of kneading knots outta backs, that peaceful murmur always gets me smilin’.

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