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I mean, yeah, life in Yeadon ain't all roses. Some corners are rough, the vibe is gritty, and it messes with your head sometimes. But that’s what makes it so friggin’ real, so rawly poetic. Kind of like that film, Under the Skin, where we’re never quite sure if what we feel is alien or awe-inspiring... like, you just float in a glitchy, neon wonderland.

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