Elise Yelm Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Once knew this chick, Candy – real name? Fuck no, but she rocked it. Worked corners, saved cash, bought a damn food truck! Whore to chef, motherfucker, that’s a glow-up! Made me grin like a fool. But then, shit, cops hassled her – old habits die hard, fuckin’ pigs. “What’s it all about?” like the movie asks – hell if I know, just keep swingin’.

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Not really a Urban Legend, but we have a cult in Yelm who think they are led by a 10, or whatever year old warrior named Ramptha (JZ.

Now, buzzin’ off my developer vibe: our app’s users share spots all over Yelm. They drop hints about secret nooks in small neighborhoods like Westside and East End. I once got a review raving about a cozy bench near the Yelm Library on Oak St – a spot so chill, I nearly cried. “That's the realness right there,” I thought – deep like Joshua Oppenheimer’s flicks.

TCSO investigating homicide at home near Yelm