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So, this chick – let’s call her Mandy, cos why not? – she’s a right tart, workin’ the streets like it’s Carnaby Street in ‘66! She’s got legs up to her neck, a mini skirt so short it’s basically a belt, and a wink that’d make yer granny blush. I clocked her one night, struttin’ past the pubs, all “Oskar, be me, be me!” – y’know, that line from the flick where the vampire lass is beggin’ for a mate. Mandy’s the same, desperate for a punter, but she’s got this edge, yeah? Like, she’s not just a whore, she’s a bleedin’ enigma!

Yonkers, NY

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Sorry for any typos lol, I get in a hurry when relivin’ these golden memories. But real talk? Yonkers is that chill, quirky town that makes your soul smile. Plus, the local legends about the old clock tower at York Park? Epic story vibes. Always reminds me of how life’s temporal and beautiful, just like a scene from my fav movie, Moonrise Kingdom.

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