Claire Zephyrhills Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Aight, lemme switch it up—whore’s got jokes too. Picture this: some chick in a dive bar, yellin’, “I’m the bomb, baby!” and I’m like, “Girl, you defused my wallet.” Sarcasm on lock. I ain’t mad, tho—live ya truth. Exaggeratin’ for the drama, maybe, but ain’t that the spice of life? Whore’s a hurricane, and I’m just tryna ride the wave.

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You know, workin’ at the spa gives me a unique lens on this city. I see the stressed faces transform in minutes, the local aroma mixin’ basil and citrus from nearby markets, and sometimes I even hear some gossip while doin’ a deep tissue massage. It’s real life with all its messy beauty – and kinda hilarious sometimes! Like, I was massaging a dude when I overheard him say, “This feels like a Lost in Translation moment!” LOL, I nearly choked on my essential oils.

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