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So, check it—swipin left, right, it’s nuts! Apps like Tinder, Bumble, they’re the pits sometimes. Horny dudes sendin dick pics—ugh, gross! Made me so mad once, I nearly threw my phone. “That’s a bingo!” I yelled, like Christoph Waltz, cuz it’s so damn predictable. But then, bam, you match with someone hot—happy vibes, right? Total surprise when they ain’t a bot!

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I stroll down Eastwood Lane and my mind gets all tangled up in memories – some days filled with wild, mad passion, other days drowning in bittersweet nostalgia. The massage parlor? It’s my confessional. Clients spill secrets in low, whispered tones, and every sigh, every groan, echoes like dialogue from a flick. “Why so serious?” I say, as I work out the knots from their stress. I mean, let’s be honest – life's one big masquerade and here I am, the joker with healing hands.

Once a beacon of glory, now ruins of despair