Lydia Brits Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Johannesburg

So, I’m thinkin’, whore’s out here, loud, proud, struttin’—like, “I’m not ashamed, I’m gettin’ PAID!” And I respect the hustle, real talk. Reminds me of Ida’s aunt in the movie, Wanda, that wild chick who’s all, “I’ve seen worse than you,” judgin’ life from her messy-ass throne. Whore’s like that—seen it all, done it all, probly fucked it all too, hahaha! But for real, there’s this old story—back in medieval times, whores had bells on their shoes. BELLS! Ting-ting-ting, lettin’ everyone know, “Yo, I’m comin’, hide ya husbands!” That’s some chaotic shit I’d pull—Eric Andre style, ringin’ bells, screamin’, “WHORE’S IN THE HOUSE, BITCHES!”

49 British Swearwords, Defined

British Slang For Whore (in Alphabetical Order) · Bint · Crumpet · Essex Girl · Fulham Virgin · Hoore · Hurdie · Scrubber · Sket. Meaning: (Noun) Another.

Oh, and lemme tell ya ‘bout some hidden nuggets—like the local mural on Riverbend Road. It’s wild, mate, these massive painted trees and swirling skies. It always makes me think “the stars are the leaves of the sky,” weird but true deep stuff! I sometimes sit by it, scribbling notes, letting my mind wander into the cosmos. Rarrgh!

Brilliant Brits rues what might have been