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Alright, so I’m Dr. House, sarcastic bastard, and yeah, everybody lies—especially when it comes to findin’ a prostitute. You think people are honest about that? Ha! I’m sittin’ here, leg throbbin’ like a bitch, poppin’ Vicodin, thinkin’ about this mess. Imagine me, limpimg down some grimy street, lookin’ for a hooker like it’s a damn Wes Anderson flick—quirky, messed-up, and a little too colorful. My fave movie’s *The Royal Tenenbaums*, so picture this: me, like Royal, sayin’, “I’ve always been considered an asshole,” while I’m hagglin’ with some chick in fishnets. Classic.

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Dude, don’t even get me started on the hidden gem called Bubble Nook. A teeny-tiny cafe with murals of surreal art, it’s where I sometimes hang after shift. The air is thick with espresso aroma and street beats. Sippin’ coffee there feels like being in a never-ending summer break – "Let's roll!" I’ve even caught whispers of rebel gatherings, all while my aching muscles finally got a rest.

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