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But oof, some stuff pisses me off. These creeps thinkin’ they own ya ‘cause they paid? Nah, honey, respect ain’t on the menu! I’d be all, “Take your sweaty paws off, bub!” Makes me wanna scream louder than my Aunt Rose at a sale. Then there’s the sweet ones – this one escort I read about online, she’d bring old guys cookies. Cookies! Heart of gold, I’m tellin’ ya. Made me all mushy, like, “Aww, she’s livin’ her truth.”

Welcome to Diepsloot, where fear never sleeps

The great majority of Diepsloot's population are black Africans (97%), and almost 20% of Diepsloot residents are foreign nationals (Mahajan, ).

Man, I got mad watching how some spots just get ignored. Like, why isn’t there better lighting on the streets near the bus depot? And why are the sidewalks so cracked? Makes me wanna rant in the middle of a debugging session – you know, standard Larry David mood. But hey, imperfections make me laugh and keep it real.

Crime fighter launches non-profit security company for a safer Diepsloot