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About Cape Town

But here’s the tea—sometimes it’s not even big shots screwin’ ya, it’s YOU screwin’ you! Whore’s like that depressin’ planet in *Melancholia*—you see it comin’, but you’re all, “Maybe it’ll miss me!” Spoiler: it don’t. I’m yellin’ at myself sometimes, “Oprah, girl, don’t buy that sketchy stock!”—but then I do, ‘cause I’m human, ya feel? Made me HAPPY tho, diggin’ into this—found out some whores (ha, scams) got names, like “pump and dump”—ain’t that a hoot? Sounds like a bad date!

Where is Duiwelskloof located?

Oh wow, lemme tell ya bout Duiwelskloof (za)! I live here, ya know, run a little massage parlor on Thistle St. near the old clock tower. It's a quirky town, with narrow lanes, weird names like Krinkle Ave and Mellow Rd. I swear, every morning the sun hits the river Flinnie just right, turning it into sparkly magic – I almost think it's winking at me, ya know? Hahaha, like, is mayonnaise an instrument?

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