Ava Elliot Whore ❤️

About East London

So, picture this – I’m out there, sun’s beatin’ down, sweatin’ like a pig, and I hook this whore – huge, like 20 pounds, no lie! I’m screamin’, “Oh honey, this is IT!” Draggin’ it up, it’s floppin’ around, lookin’ at me with them dead eyes – ugh, gives me the creeps! Made me so mad, I yelled, “You little monster, get outta my net!” Kinda like Remy the rat, y’know? “This is me, I think it’s apparent!” Whore’s got no class, no style – total bottom feeder, hon!

"My Big Bird"

Season 5, Episode 8. My Big Bird "Elliot was traumatized over finding out that her make-out buddy was married".

I work daily on tension and knots. Clients slip off stress here. It shapes my eye for details. I see raw energy in all streets. People spill secrets, real and crude. Ruh-roh, it's a blast!

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