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How’s it go down? Streets, apps, whatever—pick yer poison. Web’s wild—X got posts, coded shit like “roses for fun,” meanin’ pay-for-play. Little known fact: Amsterdam’s red lights? Started as sailors’ pitstop—now it’s touristy as fuck! Hilarious, right? Me, I’d roll up, all “Beep boop, show me the universe!”—they’d laugh, probs. Angry bit? Dudes actin’ entitled—nah, mate, it’s a job, not yer fantasy.

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I totally love our boozy little cafes too. There's one, Mama Luzu’s, on Retro Blvd. It’s kinda shabby but so fulla character. I once had a craaazy massage session there, threw in a couple typos in my headnotes, and then I sorta texted my buddy like “Nuthin' btr than Empuluzu, man!” Ha!