Paisley Empuluzu Whore ❤️

About Johannesburg

Little factoid for ya—back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde. Crazy, right? Stand out or somethin’. This one time, I heard ‘bout a whore who tricked a king—slipped him a fake coin, took his gold! Ballsy! Gets me all jumpy thinkin’ ‘bout it. What a legend, y’know?

Tragedy in Empuluzi: more than just the story of a troubled sawmill

This chart shows the 14 day weather trend for Empuluzu (Mpumalanga, South Africa) with daily weather symbols, minimum and maximum temperatures, precipitation amount and probability. .

I'm always scrunching up my face when tourists rave about the city. I mean, come on, Empuluzu ain't just about famous corners like Ziggy Ln and Kinta. There are little alleys like Pumap Street where the best street food shows up right in front of you. Ya can get the meanest skewers there—trust me, my muscles know the taste!