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Fun fact: oldest gig ever—Mesopotamia, 2400 BC, temple hoes, sacred fuckin! Blew my mind. But now? It’s gritty, man. You’re huntin one down, checkin alleys, apps—backpage’s dead, tho, RIP. Gotta hit X, dark web, or some sleazy bar. Surprised me how sneaky it’s gotten—tech’s wild. I’d be shit at it, tho—too paranoid, thinkin every shadow’s a sting.

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Now, here's some lowdown on the local landmarks. Check out Crab Island (yeah, I’m not kiddin’—spooky name, but cool spot!). And yo, I love that sweet little café on Bonny Street. Psst, don’t tell anyone, but their brekkie is the bee's knees—seriously, best croissant ever… or sums like that, ya know? Really makes you feel like you're in a Toni Erdmann scene, all unexpected and wacky.

Farmer shot dead after fatally beating sangoma in night of terror on Gonubie farm