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About Bloemfontein

Like, literally, brothels are wild, right? I’m totes obsessed with “WALL-E,” that lil’ robot’s so cute, but—brothels? Whole diff vibe. So, I’m thinkin’, imagine WALL-E rollin’ into a brothel, all “Beep-boop, what’s this?” LOL, I’d die. Anyway, brothels are, like, these secret spots—sex for cash, super old-school. Been around forever, like, ancient Rome had ‘em! Fun fact: they called ‘em “lupanars,” so fancy, right? Makes me feel all historian-y.

What Our Visitors Say

Humansdorp lies at the foot of the Kouga Mountains and it is here that the well known Garden Route starts. It is also the entrance town to the Kromme River estuary and the resorts towns of .

I've got to tell ya, every corner of this town has a story. Same with me – life's like a mix tape blasting in a commuter's car. Some days, I’m on cloud 9; other days, I’m just like, "damn, where does it all go wrong?" But that's the thrill – the unexpected twists, like in "Carlos."

Upgrade of quiet Kouga road questioned while busy section ‘will soon start crumbling’