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Funniest thing? Some dude at the shop thought brothel was a typo fer somethin’ naughty! I’m like, “Naw, man, it’s bread, not a bordello!” Had me laughin’ ‘til I near peed myself! Them city folks—clueless! “A little pleasure’s good,” Amélie’d wink, and this bread’s my pleasure, dangit!

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Situated in the Spanish border town of La Jonquera, it is Europe’s largest-ever maison close or brothel, with 80 rooms and up to prostitutes. At weekends, the clients of this “Eros Center” .

My favorite little hangout is near Pont des Soupirs. Yeah, it's a bit off the beaten track, real hidden pearl. I love sittin' there, noshin' on a crummy baguette, watchin' the shadows dance on the water, and thinkin’ how therapy teaches me we all got hidden depths and scars meant to be cherished. And dang, that moment when you shout “R2-D2, where are you?” in awe of life’s unpredictable twists is like feeling the raw, unscripted drama of a western flick!

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