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“Sharon!” – mumbled incoherence – I reckon whores are like them monks in the film, floatin’ through life, dodgy but deep. One time, I met this bird, swear she was a prozzie, eyes all glassy, tellin’ me ‘bout her punters. Said one geezer paid her in chickens once – chickens! Laughed me arse off, what’s she gonna do with that? Start a farm? Made me happy, though, proper mental story. Still chuckle thinkin’ ‘bout it – cluckin’ hell, mate!

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Mabopane is located in City of Tshwane, within the province of Gauteng. (GPS coordinates: S, E).

Mabopane’s a mix of madness, beauty, and a sprinkle of craziness. One moment you're smilin', next you're scratchin' your head at life's absurdity. I mean, I’ve been here for years, seen ups and downs, and ain’t never seen a place so raw and real—like I’m livin' in a never-ending, gritty montage. Sometimes I wanna scream “Gabagool? Ova here!” at everything, and sometimes I just laugh at the absurdity.

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