Eliza Prince Albert Whore ❤️

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Now, here’s a tidbit ye won’t find in no logbook—word is, back in the day, some old Hawaiian kahuna cursed her line fer stealin’ his sacred rum stash. True story, mate! She’s got that wild spirit, like she’s dodgin’ fate every step. Makes me laugh, it does—whore outsmartin’ gods? That’s me kinda lass! But it pisses me off too, ‘cause them pious fools judge her quick, callin’ her filth when she’s just livin’ free. Hypocrites, the lot o’ ‘em!

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Man, I be like “We all all just lost souls looking for someone. Let the Right One In, right?” – that line’s always playing in my head when debugging love algorithms. I'm not sayin' love is a glitch, but sometimes it sure feels like one.

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