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Well, halleluyer, chile, lemme tell ya! I’m slingin’ drinks, mindin’ my own, when this fool stumbles in talkin’ bout “find a prostitute.” Now, I ain’t judgin’—much—but I’m like, “Honey, what’s good?” He’s all sweaty, lookin’ like he just ran from the law or somethin’. I lean over the bar, givin’ him that Madea side-eye, “Boy, you lost or you lookin’?” He mumbles some mess bout needin’ company, and I’m thinkin’, *Lord, this child dumber than a bag of hammers!*

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Resorts don't have prostitutes and if you meet someone outside of the resort you will not be permitted to bring them back with you. You would be better off staying at an Airbnb, and do .

Oh! And check this out: my fave hidden gem? It’s a teeny-tiny park by Lanter Street. I always take my break there, soaking up the sun while thinkin’ about life and work, and sometimes I even get a little chuckle, like, “Oh my gawd, what a day!” The vibrant chatter of locals, the friendly banter from the street vendors at Hazzard Plaza—it’s a total spa day for my soul.

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