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About Pretoria

So, ya, dat’s me take—whore’s a tornado, sexy, sad, badass. Wanna chat more? I’m here, signin’ sloppy, thinkin’ “I ain’t no perfect Gru, but I see da light!”

Upcoming Sacred Sexuality Retreats

whore complex, passion and innocence as well as the sacred marriage. Facilitated by Brinda Jacob-Janvrin. 27, 28 Feb, 1, 2 Mar at Earth.

I gotta tell ya, sometimes I laugh so hard at the randomness of it all that I even bust out my signature Fran Drescher Nasal giggle. Seriously, nothing beats that vibe! But hey, don't take my word for it, come visit and wander around—you’ll discover secret alleyways where shy flowers bloom, hidden cafes that serve the best almond latte (trust me, it's epic!), and even a teensy-weensy lake at the edge of town where old timers reminisce.

This Mother's Day, Give the Gift of Radiance: A Transformational Wellness Retreat for the Woman Who Gives to Everyone but Herself