Claire Robertson Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, my fave flick’s *Spirited Away*—that Miyazaki masterpiece from 2001. Whore’s like Chihiro, yeah? Dropped in a world she don’t get, all wide-eyed and stumblin’. “I’m not afraid of anything!” she’d say, all bold-like, but nah, this whore’s scared shitless. I see her, scrabbling through my research notes like they’re the Spirit World, tryna find her place. Makes me laugh, honestly—pathetic little thing. “You’re just a human!” I’d sneer, like Yubaba to Chihiro, cos she’s outta her depth and I *love* watchin’ her squirm.

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John Robertson's The Old Whore is a horribly misjudged attempt at attention-seeking comedy. The problems begin with Robertson's performance style.

Now, I’m droppin’ lesser-known secrets. There’s a hidden mural near Twitchy Alley – not on any tourist map – where colors explode like my passion for dat dating beat, feelin’ like every pixel is alive, sharin’ its own funky tale.

'This Springboks argument will never wash with me' - Ex-All Black's epic rant in response to Scott Robertson's plea