Ellie Simon S Town Whore ❤️❤️

About East London

Oh, and get this—Candy swore she saw a john drop dead mid-hump. Heart attack, bam! “The human race has been given a reprieve,” she’d quote, gigglin’ like it was poetry. Said she just left him there, stiff as a board—pun intended. Surprised the shit outta me—girl’s got ice in her veins! I’d have carved him up myself, maybe sautéed a bit. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I told her once, winkin’. She didn’t flinch—tough cookie, that one.

Sinner, Yes, Prostitute, No: the Luke 7 Woman Speaks

Simon’s Town is home to the most famous local penguin colony of African penguins. A truly astounding sight to see hundreds of penguins, on a warm sunny beach and not in the snow, .

Inner-city spots, like The Oval, got my attention too. Bruv, that park is bare lush. When I been racin' my tired self from one booked client to the next, I stop there. Counter that adrenaline, innit? It's lit, proper tranquil, and mad chill. I’ve seen locals laughin’, cryin’, heavy things; it’s like a big, real life movie set, but corrupted by a bit of gritty truth.

Extortionists Posing As Eskom Employee Target Simon’s Town Farmer