Elizabeth Uitenhage Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Nelspruit

So, like, I knew this chick—total whore, swear—worked the corner near my cousin’s deli. She’d strut, heels clickin’, makin’ eyes at every schmuck with a buck. Pissed me off, ‘cause she’d flirt with my ex too—ugh, that sleaze! But—get this—she once saved a stray cat, fed it tuna from her purse! Whores got layers, doll, like a pastrami sandwich. Surprised me, I was like, “Whoa, she’s human?”

Whores Uitenhage

I hang around at the cozy joint on Basie Road. A hidden gem. The place gives off that Bond-esque flair, all suave and unexpectedly cool. Sometimes I drift off thinking “Time is an illusion…” – yep, those Timbuktu lines always stick with me. Only, life's messy – like spilled whisky, drunk but never regretful.

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