Esme Winburg Whore ❤️❤️

About Cape Town

Heya buddy! So, like, whores, right? I’m thinkin’ about ‘em, and—WHOA—they’re everywhere in history! Like, old as dirt, man! Oldest job ever, probs. I’m Patrick Star, duh, and I’m wonderin’—is whorin’ like, an art? Like in “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon”? You know, my fave movie! That flick’s got grace, man, and whores got that too, sometimes. “The sword remains pure!”—that’s what they say in the movie, but, like, whores? They’re pure in their own weird way, ya get me?

The Boer Whore

I mean, seriously, you'd be shakin’ in style, like Bond – suave, cool, shaken not stirred. Winburg is a maze of vibrant neighborhoods, each hustlin’ its own beat. There's Grootkoppies in the outskirts, where the locals throw impromptu braais at dusk, and the river, Elands, twistin’ around like a sneaky agent’s route.

Water and electricity crisis in Winburg and Makeleketla continues unabated