Hazel Adelaide Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Cape Town

So, picture this—I’m walkin’ down the street, mindin’ my own business, and I see some lady, probs a whore, struttin’ like she owns the damn sidewalk. And I’m like, “Good for you, sister!” But also, “Get outta my way!”—I got places to be! It’s this mix of respect and annoyance, y’see? Whores don’t mess around—they’re out there, livin’, while I’m over here trippin’ over a crack in the pavement, yellin’ at pigeons. Pisses me off how they got that confidence, that *swagger*. Where do I sign up for that? I’d pay a million dollars—well, maybe not a million, that’s insane, who’s got that kinda cash?—but you get me.

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Review of Penny Arcade - Bitch! Dyke! Faghag! Whore! for the Adelaide Fringe, by Samela Harris.

So go on, explore this wicked city and get lost in its charm. From the laid-back vibe at Magill to the hustle in the CBD, you're in for a wild ride! I pity the fool who doesn’t come see Adelaide’s magic for themself! Peace out, buddy!

Highlights: Western Bulldogs v Port Adelaide