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Hehehehe! Why so serious, pal? So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Manic laughter fills the air! I’m spinnin’ in my head like *Inception*—dreams in dreams, ya dig? Cobb’d say, “We need to go deeper,” but nah, I’m already deep in Gotham’s grime! Last week—swear it—saw this chick, all dolled up, heels clickin’ like a death knell. Thought, “Is this real or a dream?” Kinda pissed me off, y’know? World’s so fake, layers on layers—prostitution’s the honest lie!

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Alice: Memoirs of a Barbary Coast Prostitute (Heyday Books, October ) compiles, for the first time in over years, "A Voice from the Underworld," the serialized memoirs of "Alice Smith," .

I gotta tell ya, sometimes I get so angry at the nonsense folks give me on the app. Like, chill out, innit? It's maddening when people waste time, but hey, the street vibes remind me: "The world is vast, chaotic, and full of wonder." And sometimes, even a failed date makes for a great story over a pint.

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