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Fun fact tho – not many know this – whorefish got this weird history! Back in the day, sailors thought it was cursed, said it’d sink your boat if you kept it aboard! I’m like, “Whaaat? That’s wild!” Made me happy to hear somethin’ so freaky – I love a good story, keeps me goin’ when the waves are crashin’. But then – get this – I slipped on the deck, nearly fell in tryin’ to toss that whore back! Pissed me off so bad, I was cursin’ like, “You slimy jerk, I oughta cook ya!” Ha-HA, can ya hear it? That Nanny cackle!

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Between sessions, I stroll down Mermaid’s Way – an old, peculiar street with hand-painted murals telling stories of lost loves and epic escapes. Sometimes, I run into a friend, and we swap confessions like: “I did what I had to do… Savvy?” It makes my day, knowing others see the magic behind the madness.

Field finalized for The Bahamas Golf Classic at Atlantis Paradise Island