Makayla Babirwa Whore ❤️❤️

About Pretoria

She’s at the clinic, hoof all messed up. I’m thinkin’, “What’s this gal been doin’?” Turns out, she bolted from some fancy stable - lil’ known fact, horses can be escape artists! She’s gallopin’ free, probly thinkin’ she’s in a movie too, like, “I am my own double!” Straight outta “Holy Motors”, right? I’m laughin’, picturin’ her with a script. But ugh, her owner’s a jerk - left her shoe all loose, got infected. Made me so mad, I’m yellin’, “Tend to yer damn horse, ya dolt!”

South Babirwa Brothel

History of the Babirwa by M. Mamadi (written in Noord-Sotho). Forms part of van Warmelo Collection housed at the University of Pretoria.

I always wander into Luna’s Alley for spices and odd little treasures. The locals there always say “How you doin’?” with a wink, and man, it warms your heart. I got totally surprised discovering a mini-mural on South Vista too—depicting a dreamy version of Babirwa, like a glitch in the matrix!

Malemas lose challenge for Babirwa chieftainship