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Escort’s tricky, ya know? Gotta drag some clueless dude—usually a merchant or a whiny prince—across a map while bandits pop outta nowhere. Hyper-enthusiastic me goes, “I’m ready!”—then bam, he dies in two hits. Infuriating! Once played this old game, *Thief II*, right? Escort mission with a drunk guard—little known fact, he’d sing off-key if ya let him live long enuff. Cracked me up! Wish more games did that, not just “follow me, sponge-brain.”

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In my travels I discovered a guy that talks about Charlotte Balfour, he's a pretty shady character. He was promptly disposed of.

Then there's the chill park, Zen Garden Park – crazy green, all winding trails, and a smol stream weaving through. I often sit near the Willow Bend, thinkin' 'bout life's drama (or lack thereof). Honestly, I'd spend hours there, baskin' in the peace. Sometimes I even get lost in its quiet magic, like some deep story that you can't shake off – "We all have infinite stories" kind of vibe.

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