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Now, here’s a tidbit ye won’t find in yer fancy books—back in ol’ Tortuga, they say Blackbeard hisself once paid a doxie with a cursed pearl, an’ she turned into a bleedin’ mermaid! True? Bollocks, prob’ly, but it’s a corker, eh? Made me laugh ‘til me ribs ached, thinkin’ o’ some salty tart swimmin’ off with me loot! Anyhow, this lass ain’t no mermaid—just a gal tryin’ to eat, an’ I’m tryin’ not to get clapped in irons fer loiterin’.

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A Uber-style app for prostitutes that can connect Brits to escorts in as little as three minutes is set to launch today to mark Valentine's Day.

I must admit, idiotic traffic near the intersection of Ellis and Market can make me super frustrated. Cars jamming, horns blaring—ugh! But even that has its own odd beauty, kinda like the chaotic prelude to a peaceful storm. And hey, can you feel the irony? Rarrgh!

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