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What pisses me off? The nerve! The gall! Actin’ like it’s legit—find a prostitute shouldn’t be my problem! But—surprise, surprise—it’s kinda fun. Diggin’ into the dirt, feelin’ like a detective, not just some pencil-pusher. I’m mutterin’, “Pretty, pretty good gig,” while I’m sippin’ burnt coffee, hatin’ myself for likin’ it.

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One day, I was walkin’ around the Old Mill Road (it’s a bit off the beaten track, so very hush-hush). I was in full relaxation mojo, thinking “the mystery of life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced.” Then, outta nowhere, I heard a loud clatter from Mrs. D’s bakery. I got mad AF, stormed over. Turns out, it was just her cat knockin’ over a basket. Haha, silly me then... Now I laugh at how dramatic I got, but that’s life, right? Rarrgh!

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