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Alright, so you wanna talk whores? Not *that* kind, ya perv—I'm talkin' W-H-O-R-E, the World Health Organization's sneaky cousin in finance, right? Nah, I’m kidding, there’s no acronym here, just me, Dr. House, your messed-up financial guru, ranting about somethin’ that ain’t even a thing. But let’s pretend it is—let’s say “whore” is my code for dumbass money traps. Everybody lies, especially those slick financial advisors in suits, promisin’ you the moon while they’re pickin’ your pocket. Reminds me of *The Secret in Their Eyes*—you know, my fave flick, where Benjamín’s chasin’ truth but it’s all smoke and mirrors? That’s money plans for ya.

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LJ Hooker Craigieburn K likes K followers When it comes to buying, selling and leasing property - nobody does it better.

I build dating apps. I peep details others miss. I watch people. I feel the vibe. "Everything passed by the light of gathered time." – The Gleaners and I, remember? Like Agnès Varda said, "Collect moments, not things."

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