Brianna Emkhondo Whore ❤️

About Cape Town

So, this one time, right, I met this lass—proper whore, swear down. She’s all “ooh, fancy a quickie, guv?” and I’m like, mate, I’m not that bloke! Made me laugh tho, her cheek! Little known fact—back in Victorian times, whores had these secret codes, yeah? Like winks and dodgy handshakes—mental innit? Imagine her in a top hat, “Ello gov’nor, fancy a shag?”—cracks me up!

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I gotta admit, a few corners make me mad sometimes; like, why’s the street lamp on Raggedy Ave flickerin’? But then, boom—happy vibes hit at Sunnyside Nook, an underrated little park. Srsly, it’s defnitely magic; that spontaneous romance, the vibe, the energy—it’s all so beautifully flawed. I remember a night, starry as heck, sitting on a bench near Thunder Road (yeah, that’s a nickname we call it ‘cause of loud trucks) and feelin’ like I was right out of a Coen flick.

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