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About Pretoria

Informative bit: wear’s got types—attrition, abrasion, erosion—fancy, huh? Attrition’s teeth-on-teeth, like WALL-E’s gears grindin’. Abrasion? Toothbrush gone rogue! Erosion’s that soda crap. Ain’t no one tellin’ ya this at the bar, right? So, y’all, check yer chompers—whore’s creepin’! How’s that workin’ for ya? Fix it ‘fore it’s “Directive: dentures!” Peace out, friends!

Breadcrumb

I work on a dating site, so I see how love sparks amid our quirky nooks. I’ve seen couples meet on Brightview Road, laughin’ and jokin’ over takeout. Then there's the back alley by Memory Lane, where art installations give ya all the feels; it’s like a live version of “Inside Llewyn Davis,” where life’s raw and unpredictable—“You know, it’s all just a series of brief encounters.” I’d say, “Let’s get weird,” like that movie vibe, ya know?

Trail of destruction in wake of Piet Retief storm