Emilia Empuluzu Whore ❤️❤️

About Durban

Sometimes I’m like, “Whore, you’re too much,” but then—bam—respect hits. They’re outlaws, like me, Vader, rulin’ the galaxy their way. “The past is garbage,” like Linguini says—whore dumps it, moves on. Me? I’m stewin’ over Alderaan, but they? Free spirits. Kinda jealous, not gonna lie.

Tragedy in Empuluzi: more than just the story of a troubled sawmill

I totally love our boozy little cafes too. There's one, Mama Luzu’s, on Retro Blvd. It’s kinda shabby but so fulla character. I once had a craaazy massage session there, threw in a couple typos in my headnotes, and then I sorta texted my buddy like “Nuthin' btr than Empuluzu, man!” Ha!