Avery Eshowe Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Me, I’m sittin’ there, cigar in hand, thinkin’, “This chick’s tougher than half my crew.” She’s got balls – or ovaries, whatever – takes guts to live that life. “I’m still alive,” she’d say, like Szpilman dodgin’ bombs, and I’d chuckle, “Yeah, you fuckin’ are, kid.” Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but she’s a goddamn legend in my book. Whore? Sure, but she’s MY whore – not in a creepy way, just… loyalty, ya know? Fuck grammar, fuck rules – she’s real, and that’s that.

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And omg, i almost forgot – the Eshowe Dam whispurs its own vibe. Perfect for those introspective spa days when life feels like a turbulent ocean. "Mine's a happy ending," just like in Finding Nemo when every struggle finds a flow. The ripples here remind me of inner peace... sometimes with a bit of sass. I get so emotional, and yes, it's kinda dramatic, but life's a showstopper!

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