Lauren Gonubie Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Johannesburg

Hey, y’all, it’s Oprah, your Gardener! We’re talkin’ ‘bout whores today—yeah, I said it! Whore, like that gritty, messy word that’s got layers, honey. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout “Children of Men,” my fave movie—Alfonso Cuarón, 2006, y’all! That dystopian vibe, no babies, just chaos—kinda like a whore’s life sometimes, right? “You’re lost, Kee!”—that’s what I’d say to her, runnin’ through streets, sellin’ herself to survive. You get a car! No, wait—whores don’t get cars, they get struggle, boo.

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Gonubie is a beachside town in the Eastern Cape province of South Africa. Named after the Gqunube River to the north, the name is said to be derived from Khoekhoen and to mean .

Sorry, I’m all over the place. It’s just gonubie, man—full of unexpected twists like in that Toni Erdmann flick, swingin' and defying the norm. My dating app constantly reminds me that every corner hides a secret story. Once, drivin' down Sunset Ave, I totally tripped on a typo in my code…but shiiiit, the sunset was so damn pretty it fixed itself.

Mpengesi Hills project breaks ground — much to Chippa’s relief