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One night, I’m preachin’ peace ‘n’ love, right, and Dolly rocks up, skirt shorter than a Beatle’s haircut, goin’, “Austin, you square, join the party!” I’m all, “Baby, I’m hip, but I ain’t payin’!” She cackles, says, “You’re an animal, a beast!” – straight outta the movie, Lancaster Dodd style, controllin’ the scene. Loved that sass, made me grin like a Cheshire cat, tho I was half-tempted to sermonize her arse off – “Repent, you saucy tart!” – but nah, too shagadelic for that.

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Street Map of Hazelmere (Western Australia), Australia. Below map you can see Hazelmere street list. If you click on street name, you can see position on the map.

Ths city’s got scars and hearts in every crack. It’s raw, it’s rugged. I’m a psychologist, so I see those broken parts as chances to rebuild. Yeah, I get heated over injustices, but every sooper cool moment reminds me why I stick around. "You merely adopted the dark" – and in that dark, shines a truth that makes this city unforgettable.

Hazelmere Dam ‘critically low’