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About Kimberley

Lemme tell ya, I’ve bounced plenty outta clubs—girls in fishnets, dudes with cash, the whole sleazy circus. One time, this chick, swear she was 5’2” but heels made her 6’8”, stumbles up, lipstick smeared, smellin’ like cheap gin and desperation. She’s like, “Lemme in, big guy!” I’m like, hell naw, you ain’t VIP, you’re V-I-pee-yourself! Laughed my ass off, but damn, it pissed me off too— actin’ like she’s queen of the block. Reminds me of Jep sayin’, “The most important thing I discovered… is the stench of disappointment.” That’s her, reekin’ of it.

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Lol, sometimes I get mad because some local shops close too early—no nightlife, no vibrant debates. And sometimes, I get super happy when I see old couples laughing in front of their houses on Lavender Ave—so pure, so real. I even had a meltdown once in the park (yay, emotions, right?)—lost count of how many times people said stuff like "life ain’t perfect" 'cause it's perfectly messy.

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